I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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