dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So much rum. So many feels.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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