only if we run a train.
done.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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