You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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