i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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