my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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