am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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