I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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