Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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