There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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