Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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