I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
and she was petting her beer can
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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