I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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