That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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