we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
