Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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