Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
