i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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