I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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