question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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