I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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