We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
