I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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