Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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