i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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