Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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