when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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