Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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