No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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