Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Randomize