i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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