We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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