The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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