I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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