you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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