there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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