Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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