I don't think brook has ever known best
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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