Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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