I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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