Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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