I didn't shave. On purpose
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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