in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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