We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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