No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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