Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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