He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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