Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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