The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
ugly people sure do ruin things
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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