i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
kristin has been a bad kristin
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
