in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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