i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
