shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
two words: eviction party
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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