what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
