It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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